The Practical Bits
For Every Date
A few things that apply whenever we make plans together, whether for a local date, tour date, or FMTY date.
Deposits & Payment
A deposit is required to secure all bookings.
Local dates: 25% minimum
Tour & FMTY dates: 50%
Deposits can be arranged via Zelle, Venmo, cryptocurrency, mailed cash, and occasionally gift cards.
All deposits are non-refundable, except in the rare event that we both cancel and you choose not to reschedule.
Additional Fees
Couples: +$200 per hour
Extensions: +$2,000 per additional hour
Short-notice bookings: An additional fee may apply depending on timing and availability.
If One of Us Becomes Unavailable
Very occasionally, one of us may become unable to attend. If that happens, we’ll offer reasonable alternatives wherever possible, including continuing with one of us, arranging another compatible duo companion, or rescheduling with both of us.
If you choose not to accept an available alternative or reschedule, the original cancellation terms still apply.
No-Shows
Being absent or unreachable within two hours of your scheduled start time may be considered a no-show.
No-shows are responsible for 100% of the booking fee, and we cannot accept another booking while an outstanding balance remains.
If We Cancel
In the extremely rare event that we both need to cancel, you’ll be welcome to reschedule.
If you cannot or would prefer not to, your deposit will be returned in full, along with a very sincere apology.
Local & Tour Dates
For dates in our home cities or while we’re already visiting yours.
When we reserve time for you, we treat it as a genuine commitment. That often means declining other requests and rearranging our own plans, so we ask that you schedule our time as seriously as we do yours.
Local Cancellations
Local dates cancelled within three weeks of the scheduled date are subject to a 100% cancellation fee.
Tour Cancellations
Our tours involve limited availability and are planned around confirmed bookings.
For that reason, tour dates are subject to a 100% cancellation fee if cancelled.
Travel Dates
For FMTY dates, overnights and the trips where we get to settle in properly.
These dates require considerably more planning, so a few additional details apply.
FMTY & 24+ Hour Cancellations
FMTY bookings of any length and all dates of 24 hours or longer require significant advance planning.
If cancelled within 14 months of the scheduled date, the remaining full fee is due unless you’re able to reschedule for another booking of the same duration.
Overnights
Overnight dates include eight hours of uninterrupted sleep so we can be our best and brightest the following day.
Please reserve either one king-sized bed or two separate beds.
We’re very happy to sleep beside you — cuddling is one of the perks. If you know you snore heavily or are an exceptionally light sleeper, however, please arrange separate accommodations for us.
We’ll still come find you for coffee, kisses and a morning cuddle.
Dates of 24+ Hours
For dates lasting 24 hours or longer, we ask for approximately two hours of private downtime per day.
It gives us time to recharge, check in with our assistant and loved ones, and handle anything happening back home.
A little breathing room makes longer trips better for everyone — and means we come back refreshed for whatever we have planned next.